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March 25, 2003

Cruising with Christ


Best pickup/gettin'-it-on lines for Jesus, as decided late last night:
  1. "You know, I'm hung like _this_."
  2. "Lo, I have risen!"
  3. "Wanna see My piece of the True Cross?"
  4. "Prepare for the Second Coming."
  5. "This is My flesh. Eat of it."
  6. "I promise, baby, it'll turn into blood after you swallow it."
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posted by whitey at 02:07 PM

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