April 30, 2003

Collect All Five!

Also available: a piece of the World Trade Center autographed by Osama bin Laden; a special 'abridged' version of the U.S. Constitution in which all signatures have been replaced by John Ashcroft's; and a chunk of Colin Powell's spine signed by Vice President Dick Cheney! Hurry, supplies are limited!

* Temporarily unavailable: Iraqi weapons of mass destruction signed by George W. Bush. But they're coming, we promise. Really.

posted by whitey at 02:34 PM

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