May 07, 2003

God Is Nowhere. Zoltan Is The Way.

Zoltan is a jealous god. Thou shalt have no other gods before Zoltan. Thou shalt make no graven images, unless they be of Zoltan. Thou shalt keep holy the hours of 8 to 10 PM on the Sabbath day, at the very least, and devote them to revelation in the glory of Zoltan.

And rejoice, as the teachings of mighty Zoltan are strewn upon the Web like Commandments from Sinai. Amen.

posted by whitey at 11:57 AM

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