June 13, 2003
A Breath of Fresh Meat
"This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore's day."

"Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT." The only trouble with that is the notion of a "sudden" craving for a BLT. Aren't BLT cravings constant? Maybe they meant that the ordinary background desire will suddenly become overwhelming...
posted by nick at 06:30 AM