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August 12, 2003

Jesus hates those f#*@in' dolphins.

Some people might think welcoming homosexuals into the church is just a touch too secularly inclusive -- but I think we can all agree that electing a Zeta Reticulan bishop would cross the line for pretty much all Christians.

"Jesus Christ is called the KINSMAN REDEEMER. Jesus did not come to save the apes & dolphins, He did not come to save the puppies & kitties, and He certainly did not come to save the Zeta Reticulans or the Alien Grays. The atonement work of Jesus was only to save His kinsman, the sons of Adam." [link]

Update: I knew Wisconsin couldn't stay out of this for long.

posted by CheekyMonkey at 10:55 PM

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