August 12, 2003
Jesus hates those f#*@in' dolphins.
Some people might think welcoming homosexuals into the church is just a touch too secularly inclusive -- but I think we can all agree that electing a Zeta Reticulan bishop would cross the line for pretty much all Christians.
"Jesus Christ is called the KINSMAN REDEEMER. Jesus did not come to save the apes & dolphins, He did not come to save the puppies & kitties, and He certainly did not come to save the Zeta Reticulans or the Alien Grays. The atonement work of Jesus was only to save His kinsman, the sons of Adam." [link]
Update: I knew Wisconsin couldn't stay out of this for long.
posted by CheekyMonkey at 10:55 PM
