shinycrap.com 2007-08-11T05:58:25Z drink when you see the robot tag:www.shinycrap.com,2008://2 Movable Type Copyright (c) 2007, CheekyMonkey I just wanna be.. 2007-08-11T05:58:25Z 2007-08-11T05:53:33Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2007://2.282 2007-08-11T05:53:33Z ...Swiss! So I'll paint a chalet on my cow, I will. Because I am a proud resident on America's Little Switzerland.... CheekyMonkey hartzeld@yahoo.com Wisconsin ...Swiss!

So I'll paint a chalet on my cow, I will. Because I am a proud resident on America's Little Switzerland.

GlarusCowChalet.jpg

]]> BYOA* 2007-08-08T04:32:20Z 2007-08-08T04:31:00Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2007://2.281 2007-08-08T04:31:00Z "Specializing in Christmas and Lace" Also, another fiberglass cow. *Bring Your Own Arsenic... CheekyMonkey hartzeld@yahoo.com Wisconsin "Specializing in Christmas and Lace"

Also, another fiberglass cow.

GlarusChristmasLaceCow.jpg

*Bring Your Own Arsenic

]]> New Glarus Cow 2007-08-03T06:18:30Z 2007-08-03T06:12:08Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2007://2.280 2007-08-03T06:12:08Z How could take your town slogan, say, something like "America's Little Switzerland", and make it more Wisconsin-y? The obvious answer, of course, is to convince every local business owner to buy a life sized fiberglass cow they can decorate to... CheekyMonkey hartzeld@yahoo.com Wisconsin How could take your town slogan, say, something like "America's Little Switzerland", and make it more Wisconsin-y?

The obvious answer, of course, is to convince every local business owner to buy a life sized fiberglass cow they can decorate to advertise.

This one, for example. Because it's, like, a Swiss town, with a Brown Swiss cow, and you know, they sell Swiss Army Knives. Get it? It is kinda subtle. Feel free to take some time to figure it out. We'll wait.

ShopSwissGlarusCow

]]> Take a Journey 2007-08-03T05:58:32Z 2007-08-03T05:52:12Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2007://2.279 2007-08-03T05:52:12Z "You'll wanna take the highway to the Self Mockery Trail exit, make a hard right, and well, after that you're on your own."... CheekyMonkey hartzeld@yahoo.com Blasphemy "You'll wanna take the highway to the Self Mockery Trail exit, make a hard right, and well, after that you're on your own."

IdiotsGuideToFaith

]]> Mouse with Cheese 2005-12-18T15:22:57Z 2005-12-18T15:16:14Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2005://2.278 2005-12-18T15:16:14Z Stolen cheese By June Goff Smith You may call that grey mouse Slightly dumb... But he justly knows Where his lunch comes from, He is smart, and mighty quick For he carries with him A tiny stick.... He can trip... CheekyMonkey hartzeld@yahoo.com Wisconsin Stolen cheese
By June Goff Smith

You may call that grey mouse
Slightly dumb...
But he justly knows
Where his lunch comes from,
He is smart, and mighty quick
For he carries with him
A tiny stick....
He can trip that trap
In a very short time
Grab that cheese
And quickly run
So you can see that
Grey mouse not dumb.
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God help us all if Wisconsin ever teams up the town of Ingersoll, Ontario (Canada). Which has a cheese poet laureate.

]]> Rock? 2005-12-08T23:01:51Z 2005-12-08T22:59:47Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2005://2.277 2005-12-08T22:59:47Z I never thought I'd live to see Fender do this. But wow.... captbeer Captain.Beer@snowplow.org Want I never thought I'd live to see Fender do this. But wow.

]]> On the Seasons 2005-12-04T20:13:29Z 2005-12-04T20:12:33Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2005://2.276 2005-12-04T20:12:33Z Radical commentary is no reason to forget to enjoy the seasons.... CheekyMonkey hartzeld@yahoo.com Gumby Radical commentary is no reason to forget to enjoy the seasons.

Gumby_autumn.jpg]]> Lover of the Arts, Teenage Genious, Master Critic 2005-11-04T22:23:51Z 2005-11-04T22:16:07Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2005://2.275 2005-11-04T22:16:07Z Somebody needs to get Howard Tuttleman a book deal. Or, ideally, a job with Consumer Reports.... whitey whitey@snowplow.org Misanthropy Somebody needs to get Howard Tuttleman a book deal. Or, ideally, a job with Consumer Reports.

]]> "My First Vat of Quicklime" Sold Separately 2005-11-03T06:45:21Z 2005-10-31T06:44:16Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2005://2.274 2005-10-31T06:44:16Z Strictly speaking, this isn't likely to be anyone's FIRST skeleton. I'm just sayin'.... whitey whitey@snowplow.org Misanthropy 92974559749_3300.jpg

Strictly speaking, this isn't likely to be anyone's FIRST skeleton. I'm just sayin'.

]]> Math may be hard... 2005-10-14T14:51:02Z 2005-10-14T14:49:53Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2005://2.273 2005-10-14T14:49:53Z ...but I'm easy!... CheekyMonkey hartzeld@yahoo.com Want ...but I'm easy!

]]> See Also: Canaanites, Perizzites, Moabites 2005-09-30T22:12:16Z 2005-09-30T21:57:09Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2005://2.272 2005-09-30T21:57:09Z The Times of London has confirmed what the Jews, God's Chosen People, have no doubt suspected for some time: societies tend to be worse off when they have God on their side. [cached]... whitey whitey@snowplow.org Blasphemy The Times of London has confirmed what the Jews, God's Chosen People, have no doubt suspected for some time: societies tend to be worse off when they have God on their side. [cached]

]]> Because "Kum n Go" was already taken 2005-09-25T12:10:55Z 2005-09-25T12:09:42Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2005://2.271 2005-09-25T12:09:42Z CheekyMonkey hartzeld@yahoo.com pumpnmunch.jpg

]]> "our town" 2007-08-03T06:24:51Z 2005-09-23T14:17:52Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2005://2.270 2005-09-23T14:17:52Z Sure, there oversized mice with cheese littering every street corner in Wisconsin. A diner with a cannabalistic chicken, on the other hand, really brings home the fiberglass horror anew.... CheekyMonkey hartzeld@yahoo.com Wisconsin Sure, there oversized mice with cheese littering every street corner in Wisconsin. A diner with a cannabalistic chicken, on the other hand, really brings home the fiberglass horror anew.

rooster.JPG]]> The house repealed the laws of gravity... 2005-09-17T18:22:43Z 2005-09-17T18:15:39Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2005://2.269 2005-09-17T18:15:39Z Ahhh, the Wonder Spot. Do the laws of gravity no longer apply, or is it a shanty built slightly askew on a hill? Visit the Dells and find out. Don't forget to check out the "scientific essays" in the gift... CheekyMonkey hartzeld@yahoo.com Wisconsin Wonderspot.jpg

Ahhh, the Wonder Spot. Do the laws of gravity no longer apply, or is it a shanty built slightly askew on a hill? Visit the Dells and find out. Don't forget to check out the "scientific essays" in the gift shop.

Recommended traveling music: The Mystery Spot Polka

]]> Nah. 2005-06-10T01:29:26Z 2005-06-10T01:25:57Z tag:www.shinycrap.com,2005://2.268 2005-06-10T01:25:57Z Anthony conceded it "sounds stupid" that a man wielding what appeared to be a bloody chain saw could not be detained. But he added: "Our people don't have a crime lab up there. They can't look at a chain... whitey whitey@snowplow.org Misanthropy Anthony conceded it "sounds stupid" that a man wielding what appeared to be a bloody chain saw could not be detained. But he added: "Our people don't have a crime lab up there. They can't look at a chain saw and decide if it's blood or rust or red paint."

The picture is by far the best part.

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